Because I want to be Smrt. Like Homer.
Gripping.
Balance. d-uh.
Gripping? Gripping what? I was thinking they're for tip-toeing. Particularly useful for short people.
..for gripping the sheets when luke erm... nvm.
wiggling!
for scratching your feet....ooohh
The Line.
Tip-toeing around people? But more so to count to 20. That is, if you're not polydactylous or smarter than Homer.
oooooh
Toes are for oooooh? I was under the distinct impression that they were actually for aaaaah, eeeeh, or even uuuuuh...
toes are left over from when we needed extra grip to start pushing the car during the flintstone days... in modern times, they are obsolete, and JUST FUCKING USELESS REALLY.
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Gripping.
Balance. d-uh.
Gripping? Gripping what? I was thinking they're for tip-toeing. Particularly useful for short people.
..for gripping the sheets when luke erm... nvm.
wiggling!
for scratching your feet....ooohh
The Line.
Tip-toeing around people? But more so to count to 20. That is, if you're not polydactylous or smarter than Homer.
oooooh
Toes are for oooooh? I was under the distinct impression that they were actually for aaaaah, eeeeh, or even uuuuuh...
toes are left over from when we needed extra grip to start pushing the car during the flintstone days... in modern times, they are obsolete, and JUST FUCKING USELESS REALLY.
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